The Return of the Messiah

Greetings loyal disciples. We report from our cozy hideout cave in Ayutthaya, Thailand. We had to flee and remain on the "D.L." after our plans of world domination were compromised. Though we have been absent from our blog, we have been all but dormant and have been closely monitoring Jeremy Pivin's ranking in society. If you see him in a diner on 83rd and Westbrook, tell him, "The catapult is in the washroom. Start with the right hand." Further instructions will preceed. Aerial rug, manual transmission, there's no business like show business. Until next time, do not order the tuna melt.



Long live the resistance.

Home Land Sec-ur-it-yyy

It has come to our attention of the new candidate for president, The Political Machine. DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS FIEND? He literally rules with an iron fist. In a rather bad way. If this weren't enough, not only do we have to fight for world domination with this robo-candidate, but Bill Pullman, Illinois has risen in power and has hacked our system. This could very well be Bill Pullman, Illinois writing on our blog. Are you not familiar with this city? Bill Pullman, Illinois is a company town composed of mostly miners and other shabby worker men who are charged ridiculous prices for milk and bread and other such necessities. FREE TIBET! Tibet meaning this small working town.

Signing off, your loving future world dominators.

amen.

Day 13

Discovery day: A student has infused himself with AÇAI THE SUPER ANTIOXIDANT BERRY, thus taking on the persona Super Antioxidant Berry Boy. Discussions will commence as to either allow him into our organization of evil villains or determine if Berry Boy poses a threat to our plans of world domination.

We were reprimanded by Señora Peabody-Jackson after being caught analyzing the wavelengths of the fundamental incubation rates of the cofan wood lizard native the the Amazonian portions of America del Sur while the class was conjugating measly little verbs. We are miles above these Neanderthals. Conjugating complex Spanish verbs is such child's play. New phrase: Child splay: the splaying of children.

Tune in next time for the results on the decimation of Krishnapur. Long drive. So worth it.