It has come to our attention of the new candidate for president, The Political Machine. DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS FIEND? He literally rules with an iron fist. In a rather bad way. If this weren't enough, not only do we have to fight for world domination with this robo-candidate, but Bill Pullman, Illinois has risen in power and has hacked our system. This could very well be Bill Pullman, Illinois writing on our blog. Are you not familiar with this city? Bill Pullman, Illinois is a company town composed of mostly miners and other shabby worker men who are charged ridiculous prices for milk and bread and other such necessities. FREE TIBET! Tibet meaning this small working town.
Signing off, your loving future world dominators.