Friday, October 10, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

Hill Appreciation Week: October 12-18

After the raging success of last years hill appreciation week, we have decided to continue the tradition in an effort to gain a larger following(more than the two of us). We kick off the week with a large barbecue taking place on, you guessed it, a hill. Throughout the week, we will be holding assorted hill themed events such as the hill ice sculpture contest, the hill shaped foods eating contest, and a just-for-hills fashion show. To wrap up the festivities, there will be a benefit concert featuring a band made up of actual hills! Please, please, be kind to the hills.

*No hills were harmed in the making of this holiday.*

Thursday, October 2, 2008

My Dear Plutonic Boy Toy

We're evil, we're hiding in a cave, and we have Oil.

The Sun Beats My Brain,
Hammer Hammer Hammer
Beast Like A Hammer.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Return of the Messiah

Greetings loyal disciples. We report from our cozy hideout cave in Ayutthaya, Thailand. We had to flee and remain on the "D.L." after our plans of world domination were compromised. Though we have been absent from our blog, we have been all but dormant and have been closely monitoring Jeremy Pivin's ranking in society. If you see him in a diner on 83rd and Westbrook, tell him, "The catapult is in the washroom. Start with the right hand." Further instructions will preceed. Aerial rug, manual transmission, there's no business like show business. Until next time, do not order the tuna melt.

Long live the resistance.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Home Land Sec-ur-it-yyy

It has come to our attention of the new candidate for president, The Political Machine. DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS FIEND? He literally rules with an iron fist. In a rather bad way. If this weren't enough, not only do we have to fight for world domination with this robo-candidate, but Bill Pullman, Illinois has risen in power and has hacked our system. This could very well be Bill Pullman, Illinois writing on our blog. Are you not familiar with this city? Bill Pullman, Illinois is a company town composed of mostly miners and other shabby worker men who are charged ridiculous prices for milk and bread and other such necessities. FREE TIBET! Tibet meaning this small working town.

Signing off, your loving future world dominators.