Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Return of the Messiah

Greetings loyal disciples. We report from our cozy hideout cave in Ayutthaya, Thailand. We had to flee and remain on the "D.L." after our plans of world domination were compromised. Though we have been absent from our blog, we have been all but dormant and have been closely monitoring Jeremy Pivin's ranking in society. If you see him in a diner on 83rd and Westbrook, tell him, "The catapult is in the washroom. Start with the right hand." Further instructions will preceed. Aerial rug, manual transmission, there's no business like show business. Until next time, do not order the tuna melt.

Long live the resistance.